Overheard at the UofC

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By not coming to class, you are all breaking your social contract with me and that makes me want to break my social contract with you by giving you awful tests and pop quizzes you are sure to fail. So, without the social contract, are we just all running naked down Ellis Street, then? ARE WE?

- core phy sci class of nearly 100 with only 20 students in attendance

TA: What's a good number between 10 and 16?
Student: …Twelve?
TA: We're going to want either 13 or 14.

- problem session for calc 130s

"Death is not a phenotype, it is just the end of your experiment"
- overheard in bio class.

Guy: Ugh....Honors Analysis is like Suicide 201: only for those who failed 101.

--Overheard in Crerar

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