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English: it's very dark in here.
Chinese: Wai So Dim?
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English: Has your flight been delayed?
Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting?
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English: I thought you were on a diet.
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?
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English: Your body odor is offensive.
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu.
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English: He's cleaning his automobile.
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka.
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English: This is a tow away zone.
Chinese: No Pah King.
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English: Is there a fugitive here?
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?
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English: Small Horse.
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni.
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English: Did you go to the beach?
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?
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English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
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English: I got this for free.
Chinese: Ai No Pei.
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English: Phew! Does this bathroom stink!
Chinese: Hu Flung Dung?

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