Wednesday, June 08, 2005

NUS Law and Business are moving

Hmmm this is something new. Guess I haven't been reading the news for some time.

For those uninitiated, saw on Singapore Ink that the Law and Business schools are moving to the Bukit Timah Campus.

Now now, with SMU gone, the concentration of "chio bu" i.e. pretty babes in Bukit Timah is going to drop by a hell lot.


CHIO BU
(chee-oh boo)
A pretty woman. A somewhat rude term.
"Far East Plaza got a lot of chio bu."
See also: Chio
(I have removed all pictures of Chio Bus from here because my friend said that my taste was bad. Fuck You alex.)

Don't agree? Ever been to an SMU party? Well, you should if you haven't. It's choke full of "chio bus". Now that SMU is going to the brand new city campus, adam road and NIE swimming complex is going to be so boring now.

Sigh. I actually thought about going SMU for the campus and the "Excellent" academic environment there. But then, I thought again and decided against it:)

So now, with Business and Law moving to the Bukit Timah Campus, there will be another form of chio bu taking over in District 10. Essentially, Law girls and guys are known to be party powerhouses, very vocal and tend to know quite a lot of acting. (i.e. Serena Tan, Adrian Pang etc etc.) I must add that Law girls are also the main factor in keeping NUS a decent school to study in. Besides arts of course.

And Business is pretty cool as well. Now, if they move the arts campus, we're going to have babes galore in Bukit Timah, and all the Engineering and Medicine and "others" can just procreate themselves.

The result would be a prettier and more hunky population emerging in the centre of Singapore and ugly and short people on the outskirts. Especially in the west,

I just love the way the Government thinks. Social engineering in a very very discreet way.


lip
ranting

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