hope you don't get stuff like this in court
Dumb Things Said in Court
To quote some of my favs:
Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female
more at the link above. it is damn hilarious:)
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