Monday, March 07, 2005

Team America: THE SPEECH

Dick
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.

Pussy
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.

AssholeAsshole
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.



I love the show. kudos to http://tvh.rjwest.com/ for the pictures and the exact speech.

lip
ranting

2 comments:

Lulu said...

I think Usama Bin Laden is quite cool...

Lulu said...

And another thing I hate America, they are always in chinese people's away (but don't get it wrong majority of american are cool dudes)