Love 101

I shall set up a new course in Uchicago called Love 101.

Programs of study:

Requirement for:
Biological Chemistry
Chemistry
Humanities

Program Requirements:

B.A. Program. The program for the bachelor's degree offers a balance of practical, theoratical and bitching programmes.

The required course in Love skills is:
Bitching 101
Sex 101 - 401 (Masters programme available)
Sweet Talk 101-201-301
Cooking 101 (For girls)
Buying cheap gifts that look expensive 101 (For guys)
Moving on 101


Honors: Students who have a GPA of at least 3.0 overall and at least 3.5 in the major AND who show competency in sex skills. Moreover, practical experience must be demonstrated in live demonstrations under "artistic" merit.

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[23:29] mango: you seem slightly hyper

[23:29] mango: hahaha

[23:29] Lip Jin: l'enfant terrible. I left a girl back in Singapore. Her name was Ice Kachang.: i know

[23:29] Lip Jin: l'enfant terrible. I left a girl back in Singapore. Her name was Ice Kachang.: i'm in my depressed mood now

[23:29] mango: eat too much chocolate izzit

[23:29] mango: why?

[23:29] Lip Jin: l'enfant terrible. I left a girl back in Singapore. Her name was Ice Kachang.: about how transient everything is

[23:29] mango: why you so hyper when you are depressed?

[23:29] Lip Jin: l'enfant terrible. I left a girl back in Singapore. Her name was Ice Kachang.: cos i talk a lot of rubbish

[23:30] Lip Jin: l'enfant terrible. I left a girl back in Singapore. Her name was Ice Kachang.: that people think is rubbish

[23:30] mango: hahaha

[23:30] Lip Jin: l'enfant terrible. I left a girl back in Singapore. Her name was Ice Kachang.: but is actually good philosophical bullshit

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Can't belive it. I'm listening to "Pu Tong Peng You" by David Tao now...

How Ironic...

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But it's true. Everything is so transient. Perhaps humans were made for short term relationships, where everything is transient and you just move on fast and forget everything.

Except that some people can't. And others fall so deep, they find themselves in this big shithole when it's over. And others shelter themselves and keep themselves from being hurt; that's not fair. Not at all...

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More dating theories.

Askmen.com
Q&A: Don't Stay On The Phone Too Long,
Telling Her How You Feel Is Wrong

Right. Guys are supposed to be bold and macho and not SNAGS. Fine. Learn it, use it.

Making her Jealous
And she'll fry your balls for dinner.


Don't be afraid to approach women.
This one's easy. Just think of them as "friends". Like making new "friends". And if all else fails, put a face on them that screams UGLY SHITHEAD.

That is, if you're the most gorgeous guy in the world ala Lip Jin.

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Enough bullshit for the evening. Argh. I hate it when I'm in this mood. I get pensive, restless, depress, think too much, overanalyze and pretty much blow up anyone close to me. As in really blow up. With TNT and C4.

I don't like this at all. Symptons and signs of this mood: I'm playing the guitar, in a large group i'm sitting by the side not making any noise, I'm anal over the smallest things, i get competitive and I seem to be thinking deeply and randomly.

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Pensive, angst ridden guys seem to attract the wrong sort of women. The kind that usually brings a lot of trouble and baggage.

lip
ranting